God and Adam were walking and talking one day before the fall and the topic of Adam's wife came up.
"God I know I can talk to you about anything and I got some questions about Eve, can you help me?
"Go ahead Ask away Adam
"God Why did you make Eve so beautiful?
"Adam she is your mate do you want to look at someone ugly?
" No God I can see that now, but why did you make her so soft and touchable?
"Adam she is your mate do you want her to be rough and unkept?
" No God I like her beauty and her softness but Why oh Why did you make her so dumb?
" Adam somebody has to love you!!!
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