HAHA! How funny! :D
At our church Christmas Banquet, a friend and I did a skit.
Me: BRAINS FOR SALE, BRAINS FOR SALE!!
Her: Oh! I need some brains, how much for these?
Me: These are $20, they come from a teenager.
Her: Hmm...well, what about these?
Me: These are $50, and they come from a woman. Which is a REALLY good deal by the way!
Her: Do you have any others for sell?
Me: Well...I do...but they're a bit pricey...These over here are $20,000!
Her: WOW! Why so much!
Me: Because they've never been used before....they come from a man!
HAHAHA! It was just a funny skit, guys---don't take it offensively!! HAHA 