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POSTED BY: Claire22 on 03/23/2009 07:43:14



My sister sent me this.  I think that it is good for laughs, but more importantly, the difference that men and women have understanding one another.

Bridge to Hawaii

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

 The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord,  I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?





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POSTED BY: Moonpinto96 on 03/27/2009 23:22:44



Eric_Michael_Schorp wrote:

HA! thats awesome

i have heard this one before





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POSTED BY: BroGinder on 03/28/2009 05:19:58


good stuff





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POSTED BY: Claire22 on 03/28/2009 07:42:00


My pastor has a marriage class during Sunday School for the married couples under the age of 50.  He loves stuff like this!





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POSTED BY: jphr8785 on 03/31/2009 05:50:28


Wow. That's funny





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POSTED BY: sarah_ on 05/15/2009 22:58:49


  holy cow that's funny!! haha lol





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POSTED BY: Rockin4Jesus on 12/23/2009 23:02:17


HAHA! How funny! :D

At our church Christmas Banquet, a friend and I did a skit.

Me: BRAINS FOR SALE, BRAINS FOR SALE!!

Her: Oh! I need some brains, how much for these?

Me: These are $20, they come from a teenager.

Her: Hmm...well, what about these?

Me: These are $50, and they come from a woman. Which is a REALLY good deal by the way!

Her: Do you have any others for sell?

Me: Well...I do...but they're a bit pricey...These over here are $20,000!

Her: WOW! Why so much!

Me: Because they've never been used before....they come from a man!


HAHAHA! It was just a funny skit, guys---don't take it offensively!! HAHA 





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POSTED BY: Claire22 on 12/24/2009 01:40:28


Rockin'..............I love it!





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POSTED BY: Rockin4Jesus on 12/24/2009 06:55:23



Claire22 wrote:

Rockin'..............I love it!

HAHA! Well good! I was afraid maybe someone would take it as more than joking! HAHA :D





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POSTED BY: BornAgainBeliever on 01/19/2010 01:42:47


Good stuff Hallilujah praise the Lord.

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